As promised, here are the Top 5 Things That Make ADVENTURELAND awesome, scientifically calculated via the comments on the original post which can be found by clicking here if you don't believe me!
Yes ladies-and-gentlemen-boys-and-girls, get your cameras ready, it’s the amazing, astounding BACK SIDE OF WATER!!! This one particular bit of The Jungle Cruise was mentioned enough to warrant it's own entry in the Top 5!
THE BENGAL BBQ! The smell of fresh grilling meats and veggies IS the smell of Adventureland!
TIE! JUNGLE CRUISE AT NIGHT and GETTING THE RIGHT JUNGLE CRUISE SKIPPER! It's rumored that people who get the perfect Skipper at Night explode in to a shower of giggle little fuzzy ducklings #TrueFax!
THE INDIANA JONES TEMPLE OF THE FORBIDDEN EYE! Best cue line for any ride in any of the parks, and a pretty darned good ride to boot!
DOLE WHIP WHILE YOU WAIT IN LINE FOR THE TIKI ROOM!!! Folks, seriously... spend the extra buck to upgrade to a Dole Whip Float!